My New Agency

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Are cats Martian secret agents?
I have no idea where this comes from, but it was sent to me sometime ago by a friend:


Suppose I claim that cats are Martian secret agents. You might think my theory easily disproved.

Secret Agent Cat
Special Agent 511: Sideshow Bob

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Vital Stats

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Agent #: 511
Real Name: Classified
Code Name: Sideshow Bob
Aliases: Slideshow, Bobbie, Psycho Cat, Stupid Cat
Color: White with occasional black splotches
Age: Unknown
Weapon Skills: Skilled use of fangs and claws, Catupult launching system
Diplomatic Skills: Studied under the Atilla the Hun school of diplomacy
Languages: Modified cat (no "meow"), Mouse ("squeak"), & Martian ("?")
Identifying Marks: Red ears, extremely paranoid behavior, no manners

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Case Files of Agent 511 : Sideshow Bob, aka. Slideshow
Case File #0001 : March 22, 1995



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Special Agent 511 has been on administrative probation lately for hissing and clawing at her supervising agent (myself). She has been left to her own devices which means most likely that she is filing down her fangs and claws and praticising her martial arts techniques. Her reaction reflexes are above normal as she will bolt away from anyone approaching her: friend or foe. She trusts no one. She is the world's finest special agent.


The lodging-house was to be given up. It seems it would not answer to carry it on. It would have been too much trouble for Mr Verloc. It would not have been convenient for his other business. What his business was he did not say; but after his engagement to Winnie he took the trouble to get up before noon, and descending the basement stairs, make himself pleasant to Winnie's mother in the breakfast- room downstairs where she had her motionless being. He stroked the cat, poked the fire, had his lunch served to him there. He left its slightly stuffy cosiness with evident reluctance, but, all the same, remained out till the night was far advanced. He never offered to take Winnie to theatres, as such a nice gentleman ought to have done. His evenings were occupied. His work was in a way political, he told Winnie once. She would have, he warned her, to be very nice to his political friends.

And with her straight, unfathomable glance she answered that she would be so, of course

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/
secretgovernmentdepartments/page17.htm

http://beyond-the-illusion.com/files/New-Files/20000430/brain_zapping-2.html


Black Magic
Dr. Little details in his book Grand Illusions and in articles for the Alternate Perceptions Journal, that it is painfully obvious many UFO conferences feature men and women who are very disturbed in their relationship to mundane reality but have been put “up front” for reasons which do not seem accidental.

It only makes sense that if dark forces (and possibly higher intelligences) are interfering with humanity, they would aim to control any research and researcher who might stumble upon the truth. Intelligence agencies plant spies into organisations. Even more effective, they set up front groups to control the flow of information. We might be witnessing a form of extraterrestrial espionage where some researchers who get too close to the truth are eliminated. Others who cannot consciously resist these mind colonisers are either turned into unwitting or cognizant agents.
In 1968 Siegel published a professional paper titled “A Device for Chronically Controlled Visual Input” which is a description of a device he developed to project images directly into the brain of experimental animals via the optic nerve. He suggests further experimentation be “conducted on neonates (kittens) which have their total visual stimulation controlled from the time they open their eyes.”9

Thirty years later a team of US scientists wired a computer to a cat’s brain and created videos of what the cat was seeing. One of the scientists working on the project, Garret Stanley of Harvard University, predicts machines with brain interfaces. We can only imagine how far such technology has advanced in the secret research laboratories of the US government and the military/industrial complex.