Agent Smith Reports

Neurocam is dying?

Hello,

My name is Dan Pritchard. In the days of Neurocam I liked to provide a commentry to some cool stuff that some people knew about. Those who didn't really understand it seemed to enjoy it anyway. Having said that, many people disliked me because they thought I made stuff up. Well everyone will believe what they want. Whether people believed what I was saying was never really the issue with the work that I did. And I don't want to sound pretentious here because I know some of it was shit and I screwed around quite a bit but it was fun anyway. I enjoyed doing it and I enjoyed watching people look through it all. If people didn't like it they would generally ignore it but if they did then what I made became a part of the unveiling them. Another aspect of the story, if you want.

They always said that Dan Pritchard was not a member of Neurocam but naturally I was. No one you know. I'll say to you now, I'm really really not Teigan or Adam or Steve or anyone like that. But being in Neurocam as I was, I got to learn some cool secrets and I did share some of them so that was cool too. I never really got any complaints for the higher powers. In fact, I was quite proud when I worked (very very briefly) for The Nautonier. I got a whole bunch of resources and stuff like that. All new toys to play with. And then afterwards I sort of snuck in to Lee Webb's Fiat Nox facade just out of curiousity. Turns out it was a load of rubbish but never mind, there were some nice people there.

So I don't really know why I'm writing this. I guess I'm just bored and I wanted to talk to you all. Oh hang on there was one thing I wanted to clear up. You may remember a time when Teigan said that I'd hacked his gmail account. That's not true, it was just a misunderstanding involving the almighty Chris Titan. And also that guy Vowthorne (remember him?) said I hacked his acount too. No, I didn't do that either. In fact, I'd be very much surprised if I ever did anything illegal. I hope I didn't. I suppose I forged quite a few documents and ID cards but I most of them remain unpublished and I doubt anyone would have taken them seriously anyway.

So I guess that's all. As you may have guessed, Neurocam is dying. Thanks for not lynching me.

Daniel.

by the way, i'm not proof reading this, forgive spelling mistakes and any other illegable writing.

A Contact

Here is a long time T.I.T.A.N. agent...

Laugh for Eight Mins.

This is so great...

Debriefing: UFO Contact

L' hirondelle

Anthromorph An anthromorph is a humanoid with animal features, such as the characters in KO Century Beastketeers. Your character should exhibit some aspects of the animal's features and disposition, but would otherwise be an intelligent, thinking person. Perhaps you are merely an alien descended from another evolutionary branch (the cat-like vedic of the Intergalactic Police in Tenchi Muyou are a good example), or you might be the results of genetic engineering, or an unusual mutation (several superheros, such as Beast of X-Men, come to mind).
Actually Blackbird has reminded me that some western comics are good examples of anime-style anthropomorphics. He cites Albeedo and Gold Digger as prime examples, but I might just as easily point out Reality Check, Usagi Yojimbo, and the old Fusion comic (if you can find it). All excellent comics and excellent examples of anthropomorphic characters. Reality Check and Gold Digger have especially strong anime influences.
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Maccoucher of you, mother tongue
To count jusqu%E0 9 and to leave l%26#339; uf

I would like %E9crire like lhirondelle
An anthem %E0 life when the evening goes down
At the evening of my days, to put l%E9tincelle
And fire with the bottom dun immense hope

I would like %E9crire like lhirondelle
Small more beautiful black anchor quun plane
I would like %E9crire a history, that
That of the beautiful days when we had

When we had like lhirondelle
All lespace %E0 us, %E0 us all the time
I would like l%E9crire, not like a scientist
I would like l%E9crire like lhirondelle

In a drunk cry per%E7ant of clear sky
Of my long wings, my fine fork
I would like %E9crire, free like lair
The virginal words which my mouth r%EAvait

When we had like lhirondelle
All lespace %E0 us, %E0 us all the time
I would like l%E9crire, not like a scientist
I would like l%E9crire like lhirondelle

Like the swallows and their per%E7ant cry
Their body signal model habill%E9 of wind
Aujourdhui no, they are elsewhere
Testing the feathers dun new tailor

Dr. Titan

We have the Secret Science...

Borderland Sciences is a 60 year old organization that has been investigating the fringes of consciousness. Dr. Titan is going to open up long secret research files and provide this information to members of the Snooper and Blabber Agency.

We will only be accepting individuals who have passed the 30 day course-work that is established at the Simpleology 101 forum.

Atantivy we go!

This is not just another empty narrative...

Dancer Confirmed for Vegas NeuroCon

NCI has funded the following dancer to attend the T.I.T.A.N. events at the Chaos Convention in August.

A 1920s Movie Set in London

Classic I sent the wrong movie...

I was supposed to send this one...

This has more to do with the identity blending that is taking place...

This is standard procedure...just listen carefully...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk14lWbBJvc&search=William%20Burroughs


On 30/04/2006, at 7:57 PM, Chris Titan wrote:

> http://hagakure419.blogspot.com/
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iD105QXg2Q&search=William%20Burroughs
>
> Do you want to meet in London or in a 1920's Movie?
>
> -Chris Titan
>


From: "Hagakure 419"
Subject: Re: http://hagakure419.blogspot.com/
Date: Tue, 2 May 2006 21:57:09 +1000
To: "Chris Titan"

Dear Mr Titan,

I take it your communique constitutes a request to participate in our
recently advertised 'open season', aimed at identifying potential new
contributors to Hagakure 419.

Once submissions close on the 14th, your suitability will be assessed.
On the basis of this assessment, you may be offered an invitation to
post on the blog.

> Do you want to meet in London or in a 1920's Movie?

I do not wish to meet you at this time. If your enquiry refers to the
content of your hypothetical future posts, it is redundant. There are
no prescribed content guidelines. London, a 1920s movie, a 1920s movie
set in London - the choice is yours.

That said, you are warned that failure to adhere to the strict but
unspoken standards enforced by the secret invisible masters of H419 may
prove catastrophic and devastating.

We'll be in touch.

Regards,

Gyrjzlch Dostoyevski
Head of Development
Hagakure 419

My Garden is shot...

Beltaine's expose was all the County Clerk needed to get a warrant and I woke up to the sounds of bulldowsers digging up my spring flowers.


What was a roumer is now a very diffucult thing to explain. I am sticking to my story that my house was built on an indian burial grounds and that I know nothing about how the bodies got there.

The House of Death

Don't even bother you pansy ass weaklings...

The Best of H-419

Friday, April 28, 2006
Selling More Dinosaurs
Continued from previous post.

It actually turns out there's a company called Triasicca who make quite a lot of money from selling dead dinosaurs... I mean, look at this! A fully preserved, good condition, complete skelleton of some sort of cool looking dinosaur. ON EBAY!

Only £4,000 too. You'd be crazy to turn it down.
posted by Adam at 11:22 PM 1 comments




Chris_Titan said...
That is SICK!

Can you imagine doing Nitrous with that thing...

Bring that sucker to life in no time! It would just snap into your throat occasionally and flap you to death instantly like an alligator dog. Then you would be alive again...but a little more nervous. This might happen every full moon if you are not careful. Until you start to notice changes in yourself.

Sleeping on your belly. Gazing without blinking with fixed attention. Smells...the freakening smells started to drive me crazy. When my skin got all weird that is when I started drinking heavy. This was not the best plan. I was drunk at the bar and my fingers were green and swollen, fingernails were black and long. A girl screamed and her boyfriend ried to punch me. I tore his face open with my jaws and left every one is a stunned paralysis. I scamppered out on all fours and I felt gross inside. I wandered down to the bay coughing blood and spitting out the last of my human teeth. I took one look back at the city and the humans and jumped into the water. My tail beat hard against the current and I have never steoped foot on land or had conversation with human beings. I don't even remember buying a strange skeleton from E-Bay that was mentioned by Adam419 almost 100 years ago.





TEIGAN IS DEAD
teigan is dead. he went honorable way, seppuku. actually you killed him. cunts.
posted by bentendo at 9:01 PM 3 comments




yeah...we killed him.(sarcastic tone and a sneer)

I leave him alone with H-419 for a friggen month and he gets himself killed...and by his own hand. I doubt it highly.

You know the guy gets bored... and depressed and after his mysterious romance with the Srange Dude he is bound to be having a hard time.

What a bunch of Cherry Blossoms!

I am launching a private investigation and if it turns out that their is foul play on behalf of the H-419...there will be blood flowing in the streets. I will build a tower of skulls up to the sun from their severed heads and climb and then blot out the sun with one final blow.

and yes I think that two or three of these heads will reach the sun..

-Chris Titan