Noise Maker

Vowthorn gets banned from the Neuroboards...

Noise Maker

okay ive got cunts disease

Here is a real troll poet...

this non-sense started to resemble some of my
rantings so I thought you all might enjoy the FNORDS


http://groups.google.com/group/alt.kooky.scientists




okay ive got cunts disease
+++


a bad case
its a shocker


+++


"over yur mad ?"
yeah
they shouldnt read


+++


"Serves th trolls right"


+++


fuck trolls


+++


okay ive got cunts disease


"sorry"


"it means"


"i am a CUNT"


thank you toecutter


you can have five nominees


and chop their toes off


before you leave


+++
t rex
'telegram sam'
+++


ever since i got my toe chopped off


i deserve that nickname


+++


"th bad minder came out of me"


pay me now cunt or you die


+++


and what happened >


"he paid"


+++


its not money with menaces
if they owe it


+++


and a little interest fuckhead


+++


like my money was in th bank


or better


we both know


th cunts'd steal it


seen wot they made this week ?


+++


fuckin extorionate is what it is


billions


where'd it come from ?


+++


fees


is wot they were rabbitin about
on th radio


yeah i know


they fee me to death to


once upon a time


in a land


far far away


a bank gave you money
for putting money in their bank


and they still made profit


+++


if they made too much
profit


th government
clobbered em


+++


wot did jesus say ?


+++


"celebrate mass"
did he ?


+++
deadstar
'deeper water'
+++


i know where this is going


+++


we gunna have to


come up with a way


to chuck all th water away


"where ?"


+++


when it comes paulie


as always


"dumb oracle"


+++


dont need to be pyschic
is cyclic
in th planet


+++


if th toecutter has come out to play
does that mean


i see another disaster looming


+++


"maybe i just had a bad day"


and take it out on poor trolls


"if ya gotta weak ticker ya shouldnt read"


+++
flightsim
'CRUISELP'
+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++


an natural disaster


th top five percent of the population


in richness man


all fall for


th same gag


and partake of th same


anti aging formula


but hey not wait


long enough for guinea pigs


too greedy
we guinea pig


"it will kill you"
"sure as shit"


and next
top


five percent


richest people in th world


sorta take their place but


maybe


not quite as grasping


+++


maybe it's already happened


would you know ?


if th filthy rich


had anti aging drugs


and didnt wanna tell you about em


+++


dont worry


god look safter those fools


everythig in human society
labelled backwards


on purpose


+++


anti aging drug


is


death drug


they never learn


sign on in their thousands


+++
bjork
'venus as a boy'
+++


its an old dodge


th sumerians pulled it last


i heard


+++


its anti aging alright


"dont flog a dead horse"


th horsie set right ?


+++


wot is it really paulie ?


i know you playin with me


"they;ve already taken it"


+++


but it's fatal right ?


"Well"


"not really"


"just"


"bit zombified"


"we feed em"


"Yu know"


"when we remember to"


+++


scus ei


drug takin goin on


.
.
.


would th five percent


who got up


be any better


++


th top
five percent
have
ninety five percent


of th money


"do away with heredity"


"no inheritance"


"th state takes wot's left"


"All of it"


+++


for th cost of educating the child


+++
jewel
'love me, just leave me alone'
+++


we wouldnt have an


idle rich thru


generations


+++


you pay a fine for gifting to yur children


a tax to th man


cause th man


gunna have trouble with yur children later


+++


we make it th governments job to make everybody gainfully employed


"who is able"


+++


and in breaking th rules
a certain side


is taken into account
we're a nation of criminals


cut me some fuckin slack


+++


th black economy
as healthy as th white


+++
powderfinger
'a song called everything'
+++


we wont miss ya


honest


plenty of greedy fuckers to replace ya


and if we're smart


we'll forget yur names


+++


history says though


that ya cant


banish someones name
from being entered in history


ya annihilated all his statues


but we still know his name


from a traveller's diary


+++
tenacious d
'karate'
+++


now we'll pull out all your pubic hair - lyric


+++


i dont wanna listen to american torture methods


+++


"torn up th geneva convention"
a different war they say
"war of terror"


+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'higher ground'
+++


i speak
as th follower of a psychic religion


its about truth


and labelling


truth


for ALL to see


not for


YOU


+++


my diary
written to


the ALL


my god


everything everywhere everywhen


+++


and im a real


superpsychic


+++


wot my rotten little children
gunna be like


+++


[deleted]


+++


it wasnt that bad
"not tellin"


+++
radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
+++


not masterclass superpsychic ?


"all big wank job"


writing's masturbatory


+++


i prefer just plain psychic
"me too"


+++


got my goal
"and mine"


+++


how about th


arch wizard


who was still searchin for real magic


+++


im just a ahuble wizard


the plain and simple kind


+++


why i ride a unicycle i guess


i'm an idiot


+++
george
'run'
+++


tell ya what


you run


and i'll ride my unicycle


and we'll see


who drops dead first


+++


how much energy you spending per mile ?


you must be joking


+++


it speaks shit
and it talks


congratulations
you;ve been given th gift of


humanity


+++


ever since humanity stopped lickin its own genitals


and just concentrated on their partner


they;ve had high falutin ideas


+++


"Speak for yurself"
"i got savages testicles"


+++
kevin bloody wilson
'cum chin mi gurlflen'
+++


all this frucking frucking its frucking kirring me-lyric


+++
nickelback
'how you remind me'
+++


<<>>


+++


are we having fun yet ? - lyric


+++


do ya listen to th lyrics ?


+++


"better still"
"do you read them ?"
generally mean two different things


+++


try


hooker with a penis
by tool


+++


dont judge a book by its cover


+++
?
'ya might be a redneck if'
+++


i am


i'm a burnt black fella


didnt wear a shirt all day


+++
deborah coleman
'my heart bleeds blue'
+++


ta synchronicity


"god"


+++


sounds better than


windows


+++


"windows is pickin em"


?"bee afraid"


+++


s alright


i off to have a shower


usually come out


bronze


bronzed aussie


+++


.
.
.


can i watch australian princess on th teevee ?
"get fucked"
i'll take that as a no then


+++


shower hasnt improved ya


i was a white man yesterday


today i'm a bronzed white man with a touch of red


most of it washed off


nothin too savage


another day of sun


and i'm caramel


another day of sun
and i'm black


i tan fast


+++


havent seen a lot of sun yet


this summer


+++


"you bit ahead of time"
always


+++


"Stop peering into th future"
do i have a choice ?


+++


dont need my short term memory


i'm psychic enoguh to say


pretty much th right thing


in response


+++


"that's th gift"


it has to be in response to something


"so we provide our own"


+++


for every action
"there is an equal and opposite reaction"


+++
lo-tel
'teeenager of the year'
+++


five mintues ago


th hsoue teenager


was fuckin around in th sink


screamin


i love me
i love me


"do ya really young fella ?"
"most ppl dont"


and he burned his finger


hmmm


he was being precocsious


if i could spell it right


"it"


fuckoff paulie


'maybe ya have to be telling th truth"


karma hey


"i guess"


+++


which chick is hitting on im now ?


"i dont know er name"


+++
beck
'beautiful way'
+++


apologize to th trolls


"get fucked"


+++


paulei


you took yur day out
on th trolls


"dont read other ppl's diaries"


is it clearly marked ?


+++
butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++


ah fuck
that's salt


+++


say sorry
"sorry"
did ya mean it ?
"mean what ?"


+++


scus ei


.
.
.


"dirty little trolls"
"they deserve a good fuckin"


"baseball bat to th face"


ya gotta take it outta their arse first though man


makes th bat heavy


+++
do re mi
'theme from jungle jim'
+++


look its liek this


youve been a real cunt and


th tribal elders have decided


we park this


twenty litre drum of ky jelly


outside your


treehouse


pls dont remove it


+++


"or th cricket bat goes in"


"dry"


+++


cricket bat for a first offense wiz ?


"round end for a first offense"


+++


"turn bat around for second offense"


+++


watch out for jane
she bites


+++
george
'bastard son'
+++


"i'll give her a call tomorrow"
she may ring
it her turn


+++


should see her colour morticia
went on well over th blonde


+++


thought she wasnt gunna go black
"you were rabbitin in her ear"
fuck chocolate
less it's rich


+++


fixed th brake lights


was th fuse


if yur so fuckinc leve rltitle brother


you bein th one who doesnt smoke pot


and th fucker blew th fuse


last tie ya hooked th trailer up to my car


why didnt ya hand it to me


with a fuckin fuse


+++
efua
'somewhere'
+++


"why didnt he remember it then ?"


+++


havent had brake lights for a week


i thought he fixed problem


hmmm


+++


its not that little brother


its


i drive to and from school


most days


with your son


we looked at each other


it took a motorcyclist to tell us


+++


thank you
you maybe save our life


as th wizard
i extend to you


any excess good karma i may have


millions of smiles


literally


millions of smiels


while i ride my unicycle


+++


somewhere round th corner, where did he go ?- lyric


+++


my favourite game
on th unicycle


whiel dodging th pedestrians


th street furniture


th cars


taxis


buses


+++


"and fucking posts"


HE"S ALIVE


hi land surfer dude


+++


"where are th drugs ?"


.
.
.


i could


run th ammeter
over th trailer


i checked th
trailer wiring


on th car


make sure nothing was loose


+++
joel turner and th modern day poets
'these kids'
+++


some days


my diary is a cunt to read


+++


part of th kick
ridin a unicycle madly
some ppl shit bricks


+++


"other ppl laugh"


+++


some wee sensitive souls


take it upon themselves


to try and tell th
eighteen years ridin a uncicyle


never broken a bone


touch wood


how to do what i do


"oh you cant do that"


how th fuck would you know ?


i can ride over th lip


in th skate bowl


take th combing
ride down th


steep


hill


and continue ...

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2. Carlo v. Loesch
Nov 9, 4:55 am show options

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From: "Carlo v. Loesch" - Find messages by this author
Date: Wed, 09 Nov 2005 13:55:19 +0100
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Subject: Re: okay ive got cunts disease
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the king of the hippies diary wrote:



> you can have five nominees

> and chop their toes off
> dont need to be pyschic
> is cyclic
> in th planet



omg.. can't you have a blog like everybody else?? ;)))

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A LETTER FROM OTTI VOTAVOVA

The following is a translation of a letter donated to the FRANZ BARDON FOUNDATION ARCHIVES this past year. It is written in German by Franz's secretary, Otti Votavova, to a student. Please see footnotes by Jim Bardon for clarifying comments. The letter was written 6 years after Franz had left his physical body (July 10, 1958), but before Otti's death 9 years later on February 9, 1973. At the moment, this is the only item which has been donated to the Archives.

TRANSLATION:
Praha, Czechoelovakia - July 2, 1964.
Dear Mr.
I have received your letter dated June 17th. I didn't answer immediately, only because I wanted to you to receive, at least this first letter through my girlfriend. I expect her for a very brief visit tomorrow. One is and one becomes more and more an initiate, as soon as one starts to work on oneself according to the instructions which are contained in the works of F.B.
It doesn't matter if one person is more initiated than another person. Each human being is an individual and must work hard on him or herself if he or she wants to become a high initiate. Nobody can walk the path to perfection for somebody else.
F.B. not only had students here, but they were scattered throughout the world and some of those many students not only mastered the 3 published works by F.B. in their practice but also a series of more Tarot cards in whose wisdom they were personally initiated by F.B. It was absolutely no problem for F.B. to supervise the progress of his advanced students in various ways, no matter how great the distance may be. 1*
Herm. Bauer in Freiburg/Breisgau published 3 scientific works as well a "life - story" by F.B. Unfortunately the publisher reworked the "life-story" to a attractive best-seller like occult novel. I had to read 40 pages before I cooed discover an original sentence. Since that happened after the departure of F.B. I cooed only communicate this unpleasant surprise to H. Bauer. I didn't receive any answer to my letter referring to this matter, although up to this incident I had a animated exchange of letters with the mentioned publisher. 2*
F.B. had dictated to me already a fourth scientific work entitled "The Golden Book of Wisdom". But it was confiscated at this place and at mine and it was destroyed. This kind of literature is not desired in our country. 3*
That during the confiscation we both had to sacrifice all our other works and books does not have to be emphasized. Besides the 4 scientific works F.B. planned also to describe the 5th Tarot card for advanced students as well as other instructional books about healing methods etc. His departure which came unexpectedly for all of us prevented him of doing this of course.
Not only the end of "Frabato" is falsified as you can see from my words but a lot has been completely changed and the rest has been rearranged. 4*
In his portrayal F.B. didn't want to write a novel as such, but he wanted to explain to his students and readers why he was urged by the Divine Providence to describe the first three Tarot cards and to give it to the public. He would never have done it by his own motivation especially he didn't do it in order to be recognized as a great writer. The book "Frabato" is much more interesting in its original composition than in its clumsy reworking [the 1st edition].
Her. Bauer was also asking me to write something about the life of F.B. which he wanted to use as an insertion in the life-story. I complied with his wish but my composition of "In Memoriam" which is in accordance with the truth has not been published. H. Bauer mentioned in his letter of acknowledgment, that it was not suitable for the general public and the majority of the readers would regard its content as phantasy. 5* He himself found its content very interesting-so he wrote.
I refrained from a description of the worldly life because it wouldn’t profit anybody. Should you be completely mature for the hermetic knowledge then the content of "In Memoriam" which I wrote will mean a lot to you. I made a copy for you which you can keep for yourself so that you can, read it often. Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter but please don't mention from where you received it. Be very careful how, you choose your words. Hint only on what else you might want to know. 6* Not far away from Zurich, that is in Lucerne, Stadthofstr. 6 lives Mr. Ing. Wilhelm Koranyi, who visited F.B. personally tin Nov. 1957). He was our guest for a few days and F.B. even took Mr. Koranyi to his home in Silesia, where in many regards he profited in a few hours so much that it was no comparison with all his previous experience.
Since it is vacation-time right now it is possible, that Mr. Kor., and his wife are on a vacation. If you want to visit the mentioned person then please phone him first if possible. Tel. Nr. 32426. I hope that you are satisfied with my answer for now. I wish you lots of success and contentment I greet you and sign
Otti Votavova
P.S. I will write to Ing. Kor, that he will give you more explanations when you will turn to him.

NOTES BY JIM BARDON:
1* We can understand that although Hermes Trismegistos is no longer incarnated in his previous physical body as Franz Bardon, that he is not at all dead or lost to us. For those who accept H.T. as their sole Magus Guru (magic instructor) and devote their lives to following his instructions purely and without deviation or distortion, that same Great Personality who was Franz Bardon will make Himself avail able for personal instruction. Hermes Trismegistos will inspire you directly through your mental matrix with the correct teachings as you progress, if your desire to hear his voice is genuine.
2* 0tti makes mention here of the first version of "Frabato the Magician", published by Bauer Book Publishers in Germany. Since that time, the corrected version has been published by Dieter Ruggeberg Book Publishers.
3* Czechoslovakia is even to this day a repressive country which discourages open discussion of metaphysical topics. Clearly, Otti was discouraged over the behavior of the Nazis during the recently-ended World War II in her country, which included the wholesale burning and outlawing of occult books.
4* 0tti again refers to the first edition of "Frabato". The new version has been corrected.
5* The "In Memoriam" is found in all current editions of "Frabato". She refers again to the events connected with the first edition only.
6* The Czechoslovakian government frowns, even to this day, on contacts with United States citizens; it is a Soviet-dominated country.

3:43 When I Should Have Been Sleeping

I started having hallucinatins and who gives me the FNORD to wrap it all up...

guess...

well then read it smart ass!

titan>If T.I.T.A.N. says one thing...it is stay in school and study hard
titan>vagabond ties in with SWAG
titan>anyone follow me on that one?
titan>if my eyes were not cameras for some alien creature that wants to see my talk to my self endlessly
titan>I wouold leave
titan>it will leave my useless body aside
titan>with no regard
titan>she drinks my blood and throws me aside
titan>she is like a spider
titan>webs and stickyness
titan>I can hear it singing
titan>hee heee
titan>I bet if I turn this pirate song off I will be able to leave you silent people
adren>I'm off
xx>they're not silent. they're sleeping.
titan>damn
titan>snoring?
titan>snoring?
xx>i'm sure there's at least one snorer in the bunch.
titan>heh
titan>I wonder who is snoring
titan>I am gong with bob
titan>going
xx>you'll have to ask him the next time he's awake i guess.
titan>would you admit that you snore to ME?
titan>hahaha
xx>if i did, yes. i wouldn't bother lying about something so trivial.
titan>I was hopingg to engage Adren in an Etymology discussion
xx>wow i am glad i missed the chance to see that go down.
titan>yeah?
xx>yes
xx>i am not interested in smart stuff.
titan>oh...I like to wreck smart stuff
titan>I always wanted to be smart
titan>I hate smart people
xx>and i am tired enough that for a second i thought you said Entomology.
titan>with their spelling
titan>bugs
xx>spelling is about all i can do.
titan>I can spell Etymology because I can cut and paste ; )
xx>whatever works.
titan>http://www.insects.org/ced2/insects_psych.html
titan>thanks
titan>that was all you
titan>ties to the spider hallucinations I was having a bit ago
titan>I am going to have write this down now
xx>have fun

Sunday Afternoon Poker

I have been playing Poker Without Cards with Neurocam all afternoon. I am going to call the cards and lay down my hand.

This really is not how it is done and I know it, but here it is...'

Not Aces or there would be immediate termination...but this is at least a Pair...

Maxwell and Finch are invesitgating the Neuroboards and IRC. I would not be suprised if they ask me to gather the credentials of all the 'known' posters to IRC and the Neuroboards. It seems that I am more cooperative then their own operatives at times. I guess it is that slight bit of pay back that makes me willing to risk the jobs of those I know too well...

Clock Work Orange anyone...hahahahaha

Where are my droogs now?



Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2005 13:05:23 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Neuroboards Alert
From: "Chris Titan" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: "Maxwell Knight"

Maxwell,

I need a favor. I am having some trouble with one of your operatives. He is "embarrasing" NCI with his antagonism and censorship. two.equis@gmail.com
I realize I am a Special Operative and not a representative of NCI, but I would like something to show that I am not delusional...completely.
If what you tell me is true about FiatNOX in New York I am going to be perplexed.
I will not work for NCI if FN is back...and is at odds with NCI. I was told that fired-employees were a risk and you wanted me to do some spying...no mention of Selstob's return.
I know it is the weekend but I need something done about this xx situation. s0ss has mellowed out and no one seems to know who they are. When s0ss reveals it's identity there are people far more powerful that I who want his head. You know that Hastings has not said a word since he failed to produce any information for T.H.Wood. He has gone MUTE.
I am itching here Maxwell. On the fence.

Sincerely,

Chris Titan


93,

Mr. Finch,

I would like to inform you that two.equis@gmail.com is creating an
embarrassing enviornment for Neurocam International. I have repeatedly
warned this operative that Public Image was the priority and that by
engaging my operations they would risk their job. s0ss seems to have
been instructed by peers to mellow out. Hastings was unable to verity
the operative identity and was reluctant to ask Operative Moon. I
also have been reluctant to ask Moon. He is an Extreme Individual and will
protect the rights of individuals to flame inspite NCI public image.
I respect this deeply. PRRJBJAPIDG
Maxwell asked that I forward complaints and observations to you.
He told me that you were aware of my special operative status.
I would like to enquire as to why Mr.Hastings has not acknowledged
this. I will have to apply pressure if this new arrangement falls
through. I am sick and tired of being disrespected by the operatives
because Hastings is ashamed to admit he was wrong about the Circle of
Light.
I would request that my special operative status be publicly varified to ensure
the terms of our truce and my reinstatement as an NCI
operative.
I would like to hear from Mr.Wood if you can arrange that.
I will await your response before I act further.

Sincerely,

Chris Titan



Date: Sun, 11 Dec 2005 21:05:34 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Neuroboards Alert
From: "Herbert Finch" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: "Chris Titan"


Mr. Titan,

Maxwell has informed me of your special operative status. I will
investigate the Neuroboards, thank you. I have no contact with Mr. T.H.
Wood. I suggest you speak to Mr. Knight about that matter.

Herbert Finch
Operations Division
Neurocam International
herbert.finch@neurocam.com

Hawkwind (Interview - Bergen, Norway May 4, 2005)

Digital Nation describes the Neurocam Experience perfectly...
-Chris Titan

http://aural-innovations.com/2005/september/hawk15.html


SH: Digital Nation. That is credited to Richard..

RC: Yeah. That is a song about computer games and the whole idea of online gaming where you... you must have read about the phenomenon of people, where you play video games and you build up your skills and it can take a long time. Hours of play to build those skills up and people start to sell those characters online because they are worth lots of money in terms of gaming hours. So the idea of interacting in a virtual world, that is what that song is all about really. I must admit, I based it on the best 3D third person type gaming environment, which was Tomb Raider. that was the first one that really brought the whole idea of 3D video gaming to age… Tomb Raider.

The Great Riddles

riddle
Originally uploaded by ChrisTitan.

DOMA Manuscript

I formed the inverted pentagram, the square root of five rectangle, and the hexagram on the following old Rosicrucian Riddle...

Anyone have any further insight into this mystery?

La Bestia Di Toxick

Titan appears on stage in cod piece and foolscap, in Baratone as if it was run through a phaser effect.

Titan: Divertente, come stavo dicendo lo scritto ny è tre donne un po'rancide in una settimana ed ancora l'amore allineare si assicura che sono il cuckold poichè esce della città con il suo after giovane dell'amante... che rifiuta di avermi sesso con mentre non sta bene, le altre tre donne in mio scritto sta allacciando verso l'esterno i orgasms di sapranno...... il mio nome... sorrisi sly... che scopate come un dio ed allora i cambiamenti e lui di scena è gridare e soli e non possono capire come lure la sua vera sede di amore




christitan



Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 353
Location: Back to the Sudan...
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:27 am

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Quote:
Titan: Divertente, come stavo dicendo lo scritto ny è tre donne un po'rancide in una settimana ed ancora l'amore allineare si assicura che sono il cuckold poichè esce della città con il suo after giovane dell'amante... che rifiuta di avermi sesso con mentre non sta bene, le altre tre donne in mio scritto sta allacciando verso l'esterno i orgasms di sapranno...... il mio nome... sorrisi sly... che scopate come un dio ed allora i cambiamenti e lui di scena è gridare e soli e non possono capire come lure la sua vera sede di amore

Amusing, as I was saying the written one ny is three women a po' rancide in a week and still the love to align makes sure that they are the cuckold poichè exits of the city with young its after of the lover... that it refuses to have sex with while is not well, the others three women in written mine are connecting towards the outside the orgasms of will know...... my name... smiles sly... that swept as a God and then the changes and he of scene is to scream and single and they cannot understand like lure its true center of love




christitan



Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 353
Location: Back to the Sudan...
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A Riddle From Simpleology

Dear Chris,

Have you figured out the identity of the mystery quotster?

Here are two more clues:

1. He said: "It is not death that a man should fear, but he
should fear never beginning to live."

2. The final days of this man's life were painted at the
beginning of a classic epic film.

I'll reveal more tomorrow.

Meanwhile, begin living your life to the fullest by starting
each day with the Daily Target Praxis.

All the best,

Mark

Mark Joyner
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12/10/2005

Answer:

Marcus Aurelius

He was the last great Roman Emperor before the decline and fall
of the Roman Empire. His final days were shown in the beginning
sequences of the great film "Gladiator."

Inspector Blabber

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Originally uploaded by ChrisTitan.

Very interesting, I just got an assignment from Inspector Blabber of the Sn00per and Blabber Agency.

I was given this link and then I was shown where it mentioned my name...

T.I.T.A.N. Practice Assignment

T.I.T.A.N. agents have to be able to obtain a ladies phone number in a bar. This is a strandard basic level of proficiency that is required.

The following is a practice using a very interesting ARG experience. T.I.T.A.N. agents are advised against looking up the answers on the various forums, as this is a simple puzzle and a chance to you to test your metal. This may require some research.

If you have a particularly interesting experience while performing this exercise feel free to send it in for your file.

Violet and I often have a quiet drink after work in our favorite bar on the Mobius Strip. It's not unusual for some bloke to try to chat her up and she usually brushes them off with a cutting one-liner. One night, a particularly persistent guy just wouldn't give up asking for her phone number, insisting that he recognized her from somewhere.

Eventually, she arched one eyebrow and said:

"My phone number has 11 digits and they sum to 44. Vowels in syzygy, corners on a cube, deadly sins, null in German, love in tennis, strings on a violin, degrees of separation, atomic number of lithium, horsemen of the apocalypse, colours of the rainbow, dots in a quincunx."

He asked her to repeat the problem but, smiling, she refused.


Violet

Click Here for full text.

Underneath The Mountain

Good King Wenceslas looked out on the Feast of Stephen,
When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even.
Brightly shone the moon that night, though the frost was cruel,
When a poor man came in sight, gathering winter fuel.

“Hither, page, and stand by me, if you know it, telling,
Yonder peasant, who is he? Where and what his dwelling?”
“Sire, he lives a good league hence, underneath the mountain,
Right against the forest fence, by Saint Agnes’ fountain.”

“Bring me food and bring me wine, bring me pine logs hither,
You and I will see him dine, when we bear them thither.”
Page and monarch, forth they went, forth they went together,
Through the cold wind’s wild lament and the bitter weather.

“Sire, the night is darker now, and the wind blows stronger,
Fails my heart, I know not how; I can go no longer.”
“Mark my footsteps, my good page, tread now in them boldly,
You shall find the winter’s rage freeze your blood less coldly.”

In his master’s steps he trod, where the snow lay dinted;
Heat was in the very sod which the saint had printed.
Therefore, Christian men, be sure, wealth or rank possessing,
You who now will bless the poor shall yourselves find blessing.