Saturday, December 17, 2005

okay ive got cunts disease

Here is a real troll poet...

this non-sense started to resemble some of my
rantings so I thought you all might enjoy the FNORDS


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okay ive got cunts disease
+++


a bad case
its a shocker


+++


"over yur mad ?"
yeah
they shouldnt read


+++


"Serves th trolls right"


+++


fuck trolls


+++


okay ive got cunts disease


"sorry"


"it means"


"i am a CUNT"


thank you toecutter


you can have five nominees


and chop their toes off


before you leave


+++
t rex
'telegram sam'
+++


ever since i got my toe chopped off


i deserve that nickname


+++


"th bad minder came out of me"


pay me now cunt or you die


+++


and what happened >


"he paid"


+++


its not money with menaces
if they owe it


+++


and a little interest fuckhead


+++


like my money was in th bank


or better


we both know


th cunts'd steal it


seen wot they made this week ?


+++


fuckin extorionate is what it is


billions


where'd it come from ?


+++


fees


is wot they were rabbitin about
on th radio


yeah i know


they fee me to death to


once upon a time


in a land


far far away


a bank gave you money
for putting money in their bank


and they still made profit


+++


if they made too much
profit


th government
clobbered em


+++


wot did jesus say ?


+++


"celebrate mass"
did he ?


+++
deadstar
'deeper water'
+++


i know where this is going


+++


we gunna have to


come up with a way


to chuck all th water away


"where ?"


+++


when it comes paulie


as always


"dumb oracle"


+++


dont need to be pyschic
is cyclic
in th planet


+++


if th toecutter has come out to play
does that mean


i see another disaster looming


+++


"maybe i just had a bad day"


and take it out on poor trolls


"if ya gotta weak ticker ya shouldnt read"


+++
flightsim
'CRUISELP'
+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++


an natural disaster


th top five percent of the population


in richness man


all fall for


th same gag


and partake of th same


anti aging formula


but hey not wait


long enough for guinea pigs


too greedy
we guinea pig


"it will kill you"
"sure as shit"


and next
top


five percent


richest people in th world


sorta take their place but


maybe


not quite as grasping


+++


maybe it's already happened


would you know ?


if th filthy rich


had anti aging drugs


and didnt wanna tell you about em


+++


dont worry


god look safter those fools


everythig in human society
labelled backwards


on purpose


+++


anti aging drug


is


death drug


they never learn


sign on in their thousands


+++
bjork
'venus as a boy'
+++


its an old dodge


th sumerians pulled it last


i heard


+++


its anti aging alright


"dont flog a dead horse"


th horsie set right ?


+++


wot is it really paulie ?


i know you playin with me


"they;ve already taken it"


+++


but it's fatal right ?


"Well"


"not really"


"just"


"bit zombified"


"we feed em"


"Yu know"


"when we remember to"


+++


scus ei


drug takin goin on


.
.
.


would th five percent


who got up


be any better


++


th top
five percent
have
ninety five percent


of th money


"do away with heredity"


"no inheritance"


"th state takes wot's left"


"All of it"


+++


for th cost of educating the child


+++
jewel
'love me, just leave me alone'
+++


we wouldnt have an


idle rich thru


generations


+++


you pay a fine for gifting to yur children


a tax to th man


cause th man


gunna have trouble with yur children later


+++


we make it th governments job to make everybody gainfully employed


"who is able"


+++


and in breaking th rules
a certain side


is taken into account
we're a nation of criminals


cut me some fuckin slack


+++


th black economy
as healthy as th white


+++
powderfinger
'a song called everything'
+++


we wont miss ya


honest


plenty of greedy fuckers to replace ya


and if we're smart


we'll forget yur names


+++


history says though


that ya cant


banish someones name
from being entered in history


ya annihilated all his statues


but we still know his name


from a traveller's diary


+++
tenacious d
'karate'
+++


now we'll pull out all your pubic hair - lyric


+++


i dont wanna listen to american torture methods


+++


"torn up th geneva convention"
a different war they say
"war of terror"


+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'higher ground'
+++


i speak
as th follower of a psychic religion


its about truth


and labelling


truth


for ALL to see


not for


YOU


+++


my diary
written to


the ALL


my god


everything everywhere everywhen


+++


and im a real


superpsychic


+++


wot my rotten little children
gunna be like


+++


[deleted]


+++


it wasnt that bad
"not tellin"


+++
radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
+++


not masterclass superpsychic ?


"all big wank job"


writing's masturbatory


+++


i prefer just plain psychic
"me too"


+++


got my goal
"and mine"


+++


how about th


arch wizard


who was still searchin for real magic


+++


im just a ahuble wizard


the plain and simple kind


+++


why i ride a unicycle i guess


i'm an idiot


+++
george
'run'
+++


tell ya what


you run


and i'll ride my unicycle


and we'll see


who drops dead first


+++


how much energy you spending per mile ?


you must be joking


+++


it speaks shit
and it talks


congratulations
you;ve been given th gift of


humanity


+++


ever since humanity stopped lickin its own genitals


and just concentrated on their partner


they;ve had high falutin ideas


+++


"Speak for yurself"
"i got savages testicles"


+++
kevin bloody wilson
'cum chin mi gurlflen'
+++


all this frucking frucking its frucking kirring me-lyric


+++
nickelback
'how you remind me'
+++


<<>>


+++


are we having fun yet ? - lyric


+++


do ya listen to th lyrics ?


+++


"better still"
"do you read them ?"
generally mean two different things


+++


try


hooker with a penis
by tool


+++


dont judge a book by its cover


+++
?
'ya might be a redneck if'
+++


i am


i'm a burnt black fella


didnt wear a shirt all day


+++
deborah coleman
'my heart bleeds blue'
+++


ta synchronicity


"god"


+++


sounds better than


windows


+++


"windows is pickin em"


?"bee afraid"


+++


s alright


i off to have a shower


usually come out


bronze


bronzed aussie


+++


.
.
.


can i watch australian princess on th teevee ?
"get fucked"
i'll take that as a no then


+++


shower hasnt improved ya


i was a white man yesterday


today i'm a bronzed white man with a touch of red


most of it washed off


nothin too savage


another day of sun


and i'm caramel


another day of sun
and i'm black


i tan fast


+++


havent seen a lot of sun yet


this summer


+++


"you bit ahead of time"
always


+++


"Stop peering into th future"
do i have a choice ?


+++


dont need my short term memory


i'm psychic enoguh to say


pretty much th right thing


in response


+++


"that's th gift"


it has to be in response to something


"so we provide our own"


+++


for every action
"there is an equal and opposite reaction"


+++
lo-tel
'teeenager of the year'
+++


five mintues ago


th hsoue teenager


was fuckin around in th sink


screamin


i love me
i love me


"do ya really young fella ?"
"most ppl dont"


and he burned his finger


hmmm


he was being precocsious


if i could spell it right


"it"


fuckoff paulie


'maybe ya have to be telling th truth"


karma hey


"i guess"


+++


which chick is hitting on im now ?


"i dont know er name"


+++
beck
'beautiful way'
+++


apologize to th trolls


"get fucked"


+++


paulei


you took yur day out
on th trolls


"dont read other ppl's diaries"


is it clearly marked ?


+++
butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++


ah fuck
that's salt


+++


say sorry
"sorry"
did ya mean it ?
"mean what ?"


+++


scus ei


.
.
.


"dirty little trolls"
"they deserve a good fuckin"


"baseball bat to th face"


ya gotta take it outta their arse first though man


makes th bat heavy


+++
do re mi
'theme from jungle jim'
+++


look its liek this


youve been a real cunt and


th tribal elders have decided


we park this


twenty litre drum of ky jelly


outside your


treehouse


pls dont remove it


+++


"or th cricket bat goes in"


"dry"


+++


cricket bat for a first offense wiz ?


"round end for a first offense"


+++


"turn bat around for second offense"


+++


watch out for jane
she bites


+++
george
'bastard son'
+++


"i'll give her a call tomorrow"
she may ring
it her turn


+++


should see her colour morticia
went on well over th blonde


+++


thought she wasnt gunna go black
"you were rabbitin in her ear"
fuck chocolate
less it's rich


+++


fixed th brake lights


was th fuse


if yur so fuckinc leve rltitle brother


you bein th one who doesnt smoke pot


and th fucker blew th fuse


last tie ya hooked th trailer up to my car


why didnt ya hand it to me


with a fuckin fuse


+++
efua
'somewhere'
+++


"why didnt he remember it then ?"


+++


havent had brake lights for a week


i thought he fixed problem


hmmm


+++


its not that little brother


its


i drive to and from school


most days


with your son


we looked at each other


it took a motorcyclist to tell us


+++


thank you
you maybe save our life


as th wizard
i extend to you


any excess good karma i may have


millions of smiles


literally


millions of smiels


while i ride my unicycle


+++


somewhere round th corner, where did he go ?- lyric


+++


my favourite game
on th unicycle


whiel dodging th pedestrians


th street furniture


th cars


taxis


buses


+++


"and fucking posts"


HE"S ALIVE


hi land surfer dude


+++


"where are th drugs ?"


.
.
.


i could


run th ammeter
over th trailer


i checked th
trailer wiring


on th car


make sure nothing was loose


+++
joel turner and th modern day poets
'these kids'
+++


some days


my diary is a cunt to read


+++


part of th kick
ridin a unicycle madly
some ppl shit bricks


+++


"other ppl laugh"


+++


some wee sensitive souls


take it upon themselves


to try and tell th
eighteen years ridin a uncicyle


never broken a bone


touch wood


how to do what i do


"oh you cant do that"


how th fuck would you know ?


i can ride over th lip


in th skate bowl


take th combing
ride down th


steep


hill


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2. Carlo v. Loesch
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Date: Wed, 09 Nov 2005 13:55:19 +0100
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Subject: Re: okay ive got cunts disease
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the king of the hippies diary wrote:



> you can have five nominees

> and chop their toes off
> dont need to be pyschic
> is cyclic
> in th planet



omg.. can't you have a blog like everybody else?? ;)))

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